The Science of Toddlers

Is there a proven, scientific correlation between

that steady, hot & strong water flow and toddler bowel activity?

No?

Then WHY does Master Magoo hear the water running,

see that - yep - Mummy is now thoroughly wet or mid hair wash

and suddenly yell

"I'm ready for poo, Mum. It's cooooming!!"

I believe the equation would look a little something like this :

this



=



this

=

that

 Unfortunately, it appears that once the shower is hurriedly abandoned and wet footprints are traipsed right through the house, the bowel effect miraculously wears off.

The wonders of Science, hey?

Shar :-)